I’d fap that
used when you want to say that you would m-st-rb-t- to something. usually used be geeks because they know that they have no chance of actually having s-xual intercourse.
geek 1: check out this picture of jessica alba!
geek 2: i’d fap that!
similar to “i’d tap that”
used to indicate that you would fap to what you are talking about, acknowledging that you have no chance of getting with that person.
guy1: “d-mn, check that girl out.”
guy2: “no way man, she’s way outta your league.”
guy1: “i know, but still i’d fap that.”
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