i’d throw it in the two hole
an expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in -n-l intercourse with her.
britney: “dad, i’d like you to meet my boyfriend, kevin.”
dad: “nice to meet you, kevin. now i want you to take good care of my daughter. she’s a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves.”
kevin: “you got that right, pops. i’d throw it in the two hole. can’t wait to chuck my junk in that.”
dad: “excuse me?”
kevin: “hey old man, you got a sh-tter around here? i got f-ckin’ plastered last night at the strip club and i’ve got some wicked beer sh-ts.”
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