I’d touch it
a term used by females to describe a guy that’s hot ( or hot enough). it can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. similar to “i’d f-ck him” but only implies an intent for second base. in fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to c-ck…but it usually does; the “nice girl”‘s term for f-ckability.
g1: i think mike is so hot…
g2: oh, yeah…i’d touch it.
g1: i think peter is so cute and nice
g2: me, too, but i wouldn’t touch it or anything.
g1: oh h-lls no.
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