idaho chicken coop
when you take a lubed up egg, slide it into the v-g-n-, and f-ck it. f-ck hard enough to break the egg so when you c-m, you get a yolky cream pie. then you make scrambled eggs with the mix and serve her breakfast in bed.
melissa: hey becky do you want to grab breakfast?
becky: no thanks. my boyfriend is so sweet, me gave me an idaho chicken coop this morning
melissa: omg, lucky
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