ideal dick
perfectly sized d-ck. almost too much to handle, but not quite. combination between boyfriend d-ck and vacation d-ck
girl 1 : i saw you started dating galen , how’s that going?
girl 2: pretty well! we had s-x last night… i almost couldn’t handle it. definitely an ideal d-ck.
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