identity theft

the fraudulent appropriation and use of someone’s identifying or personal data or doc-ments, as a credit card. then using it to spend all their coin.
tom: “my visa bill says i’ve spent five grand on hookers in tijuana!”

phil: “yeah? sounds like the evils of ident-ty theft.”

tom: “it surely does man, it surely does.”
the fraudulent appropriation of someone’s identifying or personal data or doc-ments, such as a driver’s license, social security number (in usa), medical records, credit cards, etc. and then using that information to fraudulently procure goods and services essentially trading on the victim’s good name.
tom: “i had a job interview. they couldn’t hire me because i had just been fired after working there for two years. rather, the ident-ty thief was hired there using my social security number and name to p-ss the background check. now the state is after me to pay back the welfare benefits he got after losing his, er… my job.”

phil: “yeah? fbi raided my house and took my computer because someone opened a child p-rn website using my name, address, and credit card information.”

bob: hospital almost gave me a lethal dose of insulin because the ident-ty thief who stole my ident-ty was diabetic so it showed up in my charts that i was diabetic. thank goodness the doctor tested me first.

tom: “dang, remember when ident-ty theft only took your credit cards and drained your bank account.”
the art of cutting off all of someones skin and wearing it over your own. posing as them, you can turn up at their parents house
(while wearing camerons skin – ident-ty theft!)

me: “hey mum and dad! look im cameron!
them: “wtf who are you? what do you want?”
me: “wooooo but im cameron!”
them: “no your not, we are calling the police!”
me: -laughing, runs off down street screaming “woo im cameron!”-
when someone steals someone else’s credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.
citi can help with ident-ty theft.
copying someones style or the way they talk or trying to become friends with all their friends. socially losing your ident-ty and -ssuming the ident-ty of another.
she completly commited ident-ty theft of my entire life. shes always at my friends house and wearing the same kind of clothes i wear. when we first became friends she used to have her own ident-ty and wear earth tones. now shes just a clone of me.
one of the most innacurate myths in u.s. history. in reality, if a credit card is stolen, the business where the criminal spent the funds at, will be hurt, not the card holder. if someone steals your card, and you tell the card company, they will take the money away from the business, not the customer. in turn, the business will lose money, go our of business, or be hurt permanently. however, most people still believe that they are the victim.
i don’t recognize this $10 charge on my card, it must be ident-ty theft, like they said on tv. i better call mastercard, so they can put the money back on my card. wow, i’m so traumatized.