IDH

pr-nounced ‘ih-dah’, it is an acronym for “i’d do her.” essentially it is a rating system for hot girls, with a fairly complex yet simple, relatable, and customizable set of paramaters. the idea is that you can talk about hotness of girls in a public place without alerting their suspicions, and it ill-strates a better idea of the hotness of a girl than the traditional 1-10 rating system.

idh: baseline doable girl. hot but nothing special.

didh: definitely i’d do her. really hot girl that you’d pounce on given the chance. b–bs poppin out and really hot body.

idh + n b: where b means beers and ‘n’ is a variable of amount of beers. so “idh plus 3 b” would be a girl who would be doable after three beers.

idh +/- n y: where y is a number of years. so if you see a girl who would be hot once they hit 18, you’d say “idh plus 4 y”. likewise, an older woman that was probably really hot 15 years ago but is now just a cougar would be “idh minus 15 y”

special cases:

tidh/badoobadab–b: “t-ts i’d do her” – basically this idh is mainly hot because she has a really nice, unignorable pair of punching bags.

ifh: i’d f-ck her. pr-nounced “if-ah”. denotes a girl so hot you’d just f-ck the sh-t out of her. almost always directed at a sl-t you’d really have no respect for other than for the fact that she’s got a bangin body and a p-ssy begging to get f-cked to pieces.

milf idh: this is a really hot girl who is young but also happens to have borne children.

idh milf: not to be confused with the former, but denotes a hot older woman who is a milf. (can be used intermittently with simply “milf”)

irh: “i’d rape her” – pr-nounced “eer-ha” a girl so hot that you’d just have to f-ck her any means possible, but usually denotes a girl too young for consensual legal s-x. used always as a joke, but the girl is undeniably hot.

idh/didh: can be used jokingly when directed at a really fat or ugly person or male. you obviously would not ever touch the person, but it’s funny to point out among your friends the ugly fat b-tches at seaside or wherever.
f: yo, i f-cked that girl at the party last night!

j: the didh?

f: nah… the idh plus four b

j: ohhh cool. well so who is that now, august?

k: wait, what?

f: who!
i’d do her

something you’d say about a girl you find appealing enough to screw.
that elisha cuthbert is so idh.
i dont have
saying you don’t have something.
idh any money, do you?
idh my cell phone, i left it at home
i: i
d:don’t
h:hate

i don’t hate.
idh you. i just don’t like u.