idiot-envelope
a fictional place in the back of our minds that houses every little stupid mistake our unique self has to offer. this could range from simply mispelling a word, to crashing your car into a brick wall. specifically, this word refers to mistakes that are in your future.
1. person 1:
“did that hurt?”
person 2:
“not really. i’m sure i’ve got worse things in the idiot-envelope!”
2. “now he’s just pulling wildcards from his idiot-envelope.”
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