Idiot’s Convention
(n) born behind the redwood curtain in arcata ca, the idiot’s convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.
ay! are we having an idiot’s convention this year?
f-ckin’ a we are! it’ll be our 420th anniversry this year!
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