iDirt
idirt is any apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.
consumer #1: i just blew $600 on apple’s latest.
consumer #2: what did you get this time?
consumer #3: oh, just some idirt for my itrees.
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