If it had a penis, I’d touch it.


something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
man that song was awesome! if it had a p-n-s, i’d touch it.

Read Also:

  • iflu

    i f-cking love you. also spelled “ifly” an upgrade of ilu/ily. “i made you cupcakes!

  • Ignorantdoucheanes

    some one who is an ignorant douch that dont know what they are talking about and or the words that come outta there mouth example is someone talking about something they don’t know, making them speak ignorantdoucheanes

  • IITYWIMIWHTKY

    acronym for: if i tell you what it means i would have to kill you or if i tell you what it means i will have to kill you guy #1: how do you hotwire a car? guy #2: iitywimiwhtky guy #3: what? guy #4: if i tell you what it means i would have […]

  • illyside

    saying something is on the illyside means that something is greater than life itself. illyside could be considered the white version of the saying something is off the “heezy.” holy douche of america, that jump was off the illyside!

  • Ilo

    a person who likes to go to an elementary and grind girls in the early morning hours. a person who considers himself a ladies man thinking he can get any one he likes when in actuality, he cant. he pulled an ilo last night by the red fire truck at the elementary, he was all […]


Disclaimer: If it had a penis, I'd touch it. definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.