If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
an idiom most often used in the southern parts of the united states. often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. they search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. they pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:
“if it were a snake, it would have bit me.”
this is because in the rural south snakes are a part of life. everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.
guy 1: where are my keys?
guy 2: they are right in front of you on that table.
guy 1: if it were a snake, it would have bit me.
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