If your aunt had a penis she’d be your uncle
a phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
little girl 1: why’d you eat my pudding?
little girl 2: my aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
little girl 1: and if your aunt had a p-n-s she’d be your uncle, what’s that got to do with why you ate my f-cking pudding?
Read Also:
- lewt
loot. money, prize, treasure, good stuff 0mg, i went on a dungeon raid today and got some phat lewt a l33t form of the word “loot”. im gunna lewt j00r corpse wh0rez!!%^@151 a “l337” term, an alternative for the word “loot” describing the prize you obtain for killing a mob or boss in a game. […]
- Lexi Baker
a rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting shakespeare. like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal […]
- booster
a person who steals items from retail stores only to then sell on the streets, usually for a discounted price. “a booster is a person who jacks from the retailers, then sells it in the hood for dirt cheap resale.” – from i love boosters! by the coup in modern warfare 2, a person or […]
- wellesley
1) a town in suburban boston that is supposedly one of the richest in the country. on any given day walking down central street you’ll come across 50 newly-wed 20-30 something blonde housewives with a stroller or a kid in her arms, doing the daily round in talbots after parking her bwm in a sea […]
- Liam Downey jr.
drummer of teeneage electro-pop outfit “natalie portman’s shaved head”. liam downey jr. sucks!!