iFail

when an ipod sh-ts itself.
so, i think my ipod may have sh-t itself by deciding to quit recognizing 90% of my music…

that sux ballz….ifail.
when your iphone auto corrects what you type and you touch send and then realize that what you sent was auto corrected.
bully:

wait untill school tomorow! im gonna kiss your -ss!!!

nerd:

why would you kiss my -ss?!

bully:

i mean; kick your -ss!!! sorry that was an ifail, but im still kicking your -ss tomorow!!

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