iFaithful


someone who fully supports apple products, without hesitation and regardless of obvious shortcomings in the offering.
dave: “gee mike, you’re in late today!”
mike: “yeah, i had to fight my way through the ifaithful lined up at the electronics store around the courner, waiting for the 3g iphone to be released!”

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