ifml


ifml – i f-cked my life.

used when one f-cks their life over.
yesterday, i was on a date with this hot girl and when we were about to kiss, i let the biggest fart out. ifml

there was a photoshoot of the swim team for my yearbook today. the photograph looked like such a milf, and i got a m-ssive erection. the photo was taken with me and my erection in the centre. ifml

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