iFOCALS
the propensity of those over 40 to repeatedly touch the screen of an apple product in order to enlarge it more and more. this is done so that the users can deny to themselves that what they really need is reading gl-sses.
courtney’s vision was so bad that she could no longer rely on just her ifocals to read her e-mail.
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- IFFD
abbrev. for an “i feel fat day” when you feel fat and fat and that your thighs are jiggly and you feel the fat settling in. you don’t want anyone to see you this fat so you don’t go out. skinny people can experience this too. julia: hey, wanna like go to the mall with […]
- If there's grass on the field, play ball
a term basically saying that it’s alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they’ve gone past p-b-rty. obviously “gr-ss” refers to their “bush” or pubic hair. would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. can often be used in reference to actual s-x […]
- IHAF
im high as f-ck. abbreviation for texting. mom: whatr u doing me: ihaf mom: what? me: yea
- Ilkin
a slang term for stupid or feeble-minded. the term is commonly directed towards moronic drug dealers that are usually from african american descent. “bruh, you h-lla ilkin” people that are referred to as “ilkin” usually wear large trench coats with multiple pockets for easily accessible drug deals
- ILL1
a sick twisted pearson, often found as crazy or insane. not to be messed with could let lose at anytime like a loose cannon and have a masive anger attack. “dude that guy’s strange.” “ya word on the street is he’s an ill1 dude i wouldn’t get to close he might flip.”