IFS
acronym:
(1) international federation of science
(2) ickle fickle s-ssykins
noun:
(3) a natural phenomenon where the concentrated levels of black s-ss within an area exceed 75%.
oh dang, look at that! it’s an ifs!
bro, i work for the ifs.
hey, what’s up ifs?
8 more definitions
independant front suspension.
i keep breaking my cv axles with this d-mn independant front suspension.
incredibly f-cking stupid
this acronym is commonly used in internet forums and chat rooms.
“how do you know if water is wet?”
“ifs”
abbreviation of “irritating f-cking scotsman”
my god, look at that fire crotch, and an ifs to boot!
i f-cking suck.
ufs, ifs, we all f-cking suck.
i f-ckin swear
ifs i saw this here before
internet f-ggotry syndrome, or ifs for short, is where a seemingly normal human being irl becomes a total f-ggot online. they transform themselves entirely, much as optimus prime does.
person with ifs:
irl: hey man let’s go back to my place and watch the game, i hope the (local team name here) win!
on the web: lol! do u want to come over n watch the game? lmao its gona b such a kewl game! lol
idiot freaks. all of those people with no common sense who act as if they know what they are doing. who try to communicate with others, ie you and me , in an attempt to feel normal and part of the human race. you may not know if you are an if, but you have surely been affected by one or more in your lifetime.
ifs try to turn left from the right hand lane without a signal and then flip off the person who they cut off.
ifs push an empty stroller in disneyland and there is no child in sight.
ifs read this on a friday night.
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