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– i found your mom under my bed.
used to break up awkward silences.
zomg_littlegirl_505 (9:05:34pm): yeah you’re s-xy too.
fat_fart_99 (9:30:32pm): ifymumb
zomg_littlegirl_505 (9:30:50pm): you can find me under there!

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