Ihanator
ihanator is a slovenian beast from a little place called ihan, near domžale. it was born on 1st of september 2008. it’s like a giant human-pig-robot…35 m tall, armed with the most advanced weapons system. it can kill you within distance of 150km. there is only one ihanator in the world and it’s already attacked vegova secondary school.
however ihanator is under tm license, its holder is alen koso
oh no! ihanator has just shot my friend! we are all going to die now!
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