IHMGS
i hate my girlfriend syndrome. suffered by thousands of men around the world who are trapped in relationships with annoying, b-tchy, and/or clingy girlfriends. awareness for ihmgs has been attempted to be raised by those who suffer from it, but their girlfriends made them go shopping with them.
tom: my girlfriend has texted me fifteen times this past hour. i can’t stand it.
rick: sounds like you got a case of ihmgs, buddy.
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