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• ihop nis

  a joke phrase… (spell ihop and say nis after) if you say it quickly it’s “i ate your p-n-s”. ihop nis joe: spell ihop and then say nis! bill: why? joe: just do it. bill: i ate your p-n-s? joe: ahahhahaha. bill: what?

• Royal leamington spank

  this involves a lot of preparation and dedication. step 1) sh-t and wee in a pint gl-ss and blend it. step 2) wipe it on your w-lly. step 3) spank your partner with your pooey w-lly and let it dry (the whole pint must be used). step 4) the spanker then removes the crusty poo […]

• Alea iacta est

  the phrase is latin for “the die is cast.” this is what julius caesar said on january 10, 49 bc as he crossed the river rubicon in norther italy as he prepared for a long civil war with the roman senate and its allies. julius caesar: alea iacta est suetonius: hmm

• RPG ADD

  1. a disorder that affects individual when so addicted to an online role-play-game that they begin to lose touch with reality and mistake real life with a game. 2. a disfunction when an individual uses common internet slang in everyday life causing people to avoid and shun that individual. 3. when one of the above […]

• Alelitist

  an alelitist is a person that only drinks craft beer and gets persnickety with others for drinking anything they feel is less than awesome. an alelitist would rather tell you about a beer, as opposed to share one with you. “hey where have you been, you left four hours ago?” “your brother’s house…i asked if […]

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