IHMS
i hate myself
i am so ugly… ihms!!!
ihms! means “i hate my school” people who hate school.
hey, ihms dude.
the definition of ihm is basically ” i hate mondays”.
monday is so far from friday , but friday is so close to monday… ihm x___x
i hate men
charlotte was having a bad day because of her boyfriend so she texts her best friend carrie saying ihm
it’s short for i hate mexicans or i hate myself.
ignorant american 1:did you hear about the new arizona law?
ignorant american 2:i know thank god! ihm
ignorant american 1:yeah me to.
-mexican comes in-
mexican:why do you hate yourself?
i hate me.
ily but ihm.
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