ii
how internet “thugs” spell their i’s…
it can be accompanied by 3’s for e’s and they usually always type with caps lock on.
internet thug – “omg dii$ $hiit b3 crazy!!
me – why the f-ck do you waste your time typing like that?
iight, iight.
when talking to understand.
“how old are you?”
“15”
“ii”
“what’s your name?”
“steph”
“o ii”
what mysp-cers used instead of just one i. when saying ii, caps lock is always on which makes it seem like they`re always screaming. makes text harder to read.
&& ii kn0ow where y0ou at! ii iis s0o c0o0ol when ii type liike thiis, b`!
a really annoying way that people on mysp-ce talk, usually with caps lock on everything but the “ii”. it always seems like they’re yelling when used. if you ask me, it’s pointless.
omg thiis boy iis cute!!11!1
1. what 14-year-old girls add to the end of their names, instead of making it end in ‘y’ like a d-mn human.
2. what 14-year-old girls add to the end of every sentence that originally began with ‘i’ or ‘y’.
1. hai! it’s me, britnii!
2. lyke omg that boii iz hawtt!
usually, mysp-ce users use the two i’s to make their writing look cool/cute/”dope”
ii’m so craziieh iit’sz not even funniieh anymore
an apple webcam yet to be created. in the future this will also be the default eye for our robot slaves.
harry: “hey man have you seen the new ii?”
aron: “man i’ve got one for my robo-doggy!”
harry: “wow! i need one for my blow-up doll!”
aron: —
harry: “awkward…”
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