iInjury
is a stiff neck -ssociated with muscle spasm, cl-ssically causing lateral flexion contracture of the cervical spine musculature. usually caused by an extensive use of your brand new iphone.
bill: “whoa, ted! is that one of the awesome new iphones?”
ted: “yes, i already spent two days playing with it and now my neck hurts so bad”
bill: “sounds like you got yourself an iinjury”
ted: “yeah i guess…”
ted: “…”
ted: “whatever.”
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