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i just cr-pped a pineapple

president reagen just won a vote he didnt think he was going to get and was stressed before and now releaved so said to his -ssistant “i feel like i just cr-pped a pineapple” his -ssistant preceeded to tell the press “all the president said was thank god” it has been joked about on shows like wait wait dont tell me on npr.
example #1(literal)
ellis: oh man you guys ijcap
julia:are you kidding me?
sofia:she isnt kidding….i had to get out the plunger
ellis:he…he…he -scary face-

example #2(figurative)
ellis: oh god…ijcap
julia:why ellis…why??
sofia: omg julia did you not just see? dhananjai just looked at her!!
ellis: oh god dhananjai is one hott d-mn
julia:oh man tell me about it…ellis you lucky son of a b-tch
sofia: are you kidding me? gus is the only one i ever need…ijcap

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