ijfym
“i just f-cked your mom.”
cl-ssic meaning. used when trying to ignore your friends or saying it because your friends mom is a ditzy blonde wh-r-.
stir fry unicorns!!!!!!!
person 1: stir fry unicorns… stir fry unicorns… -laughs hysterically-
person 2: what?
person 1: -laughs and cries-
person 2: ijfym
person 1: -stops- what? -laughs again-
person 2: ijfym
person 1: …
person 2: ijfym so hard and the dog was watching
person 1: …
person 2: and he taped it
person 1: …
person 2:we did it in your bed
person 1: …
person 2: we left a dvd for you under your pillow
person: i don’t wanna touch it -laughs-
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