iJob

loop your ipod headphones wiring around n-ts-ck and/or your one eyed trouser snake, ensuring one complete revolution around the gonads. once the loop is secured, get another individual to continuously tug on the wiring, thus completing the ijob. ipod music is optional, but to receive the full effect of the ijob, play celine dion’s “my heart will go on.”

caution: some individuals have larger b-llb-gs and schl-ngs than others, so longer wiring may be necessary.
adam: yo dude, check out this florence b-tch next to me, she is totally giving me the dirtiest ijob!

matt: bro, that’s my mom!

in cl-ss, that wh-r- marie gave me a philthy ijob without even knowing, she kept on tugging on my headphone because i was listening to her favourite celine dion song.

hey d-ckweed, do i got a story for you or what…i was next to these two fine pasadena mudsliders and i got the craziest idea. i hooked up two headphones to my laptop, put on “my heart will go on,” looped both of their wirings around my moneymaker and got the sweetest double ijob ever.
term used to loosely refer to any apple “i” product.

also contains loose s-xual -ssociations with the “money shot”… eyejob.
yo, bill! have you seen the new ijob?
a job where they give you a free ipad or iphone but secretly use the gps tracking file to keep tabs on you, whatever you do and wherever you go.
it’s bad enough you have an ijob, then you go and bring you boss along on our vacation so she can enjoy our s-x in the sun vicariously? where’s my sledge hammer…
shortened form of the film t-tle – the italian job – ijob, a mini lover all his life, plays for an online gaming clan called band of scousers.
he was only supposed to blow the bl–dy doors off but we love him anyway.