ike
whatup ike?
definition: this one is kinda tough. easiest way to define it, is it’s kinda like the word dude. but you can only use it when you’re talking to someone directly. you can say ” i aint even tryin to hear that ike” or ” wh-ssup iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike” but you can’t talk about someone indirectly, such as ” look at that ike over there” or “that ike aint hard” also, it can’t be pluralized.
history: “ike”, short for issac, was an infamous drug lord that lived on the hill district in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. the hill is pretty much the hardest part of pittsburgh, run by the bloods((if u dont know what a blood is, kill yourself)) anyways, ike was shot and killed one night in a gunfight with rivals, and was hailed as a hero to the bloods. since then the bloods have been calling each other by his name as a sign of respect.
“whatup ike?”
“hey ike, lemme hold one of dem squares right quick”
“n-gg-s aint got this pimp game ike”
1. the canadian version of ikr(i know, right?), where as ike means “i know, eh?”
2. a character in south park. brother of kyle broflovski, and is ironically, canadian.
guy 1: “yo the party yesterday was sooo sick!!!”
canadian guy: “ike?!”
kyle’s mom: “kyle, we have to tell you something. ike… he’s canadian.”
kyle: “wtf noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
a blue haired sword-user from super smash bros. brawl and the well-known fire emblem series who fights for his friends and does crack and heroine. he is also father to sothe’s children.
“i fight for my friends… i also do crack and heroine!” -from the video “ike fights for his friends!”
“right. lord ike, “hero” of the crimean liberation, leader of greil mercenaries, and father to sothe’s children…” -excerpt from micaiah’s words.
term of brotherhood; showing friendship
what’s up, ike?
nickname for five star general dwight eisenhower.
i like ike. – common campaign slogan of his preidential campaign.
1: that blue haired guy with the sword.
2: the overpowered bad-ss on ssbb who cracks everyone in practically one hit.
3: the guy you always see flirting and hitting on zelda(s) in basic brawl matchs.
4: the manly version of marth.
5: the character who when he gets the smash ball, ditches it and just uses a-forward instead.
6: the replacement for ganondorf, who now has trouble moving because he’s put on so much weight since melee and can’t find where he put that sword unless he does his fighter’s stance.
7: nearly the sole redeeming value for super smash brothers brawl.
it should be noted that: ike > tier list
screw you metaknight! screw you!
friend, hommie, dog
what’s crakin ike?
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