ikea furniture
the devils work. incredibly difficult to pr-nounce and put together. only couples who want to break up will try to build ikea furniture together.
man: “i tried building a apelviken once, me and my girlfriend broke up because of it”
woman: “what the h-ll is an apelviken?”
man: “ikea furniture”
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