IKEA monkey
1. an adorable pet monkey who escaped from a locked crate in a locked vehicle and appeared in the parking lot of the toronto ikea store, wearing a miniature faux-shearling coat, and sp-wning an internet meme and a nearly universal desire to buy a monkey, slap a diaper on it, and dress it up.
2. darwin, the shearling-clad monkey who wandered the parking lot of an ikea store in toronto in december 2012.
3. an act of extreme escapism.
person 1: i can’t stand going to ikea with all of those unruly, unrestrained toddlers running around!
person 2: yeah, they’re worse behaved than the ikea monkey.
person 1: oh god, i’m committed to going to an early bird special dinner with my wife, her parents and her grandparents, followed by a book reading of new childrens’ poems.
person 2: you’d better get your ikea monkey on!
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