Ikeatastrophe
an attempt to move a poorly/incompletely -ssembled piece of cheap furniture, resulting in it’s spontaneous self-dis-ssembly.
the 5 screws left over from putting that armoire together are a sure sign of an impending ikeatastrophe.
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