Ilama
an obnoxious person, usually intelligent, who lacks a good sense of humor. though very charismatic, can be frustrating to talk to. tends to be attractive, but lacks social cues to pick up hints. requires tremendous effort and time to succeed with in s-xual endeavors.
bob: yo joe! how was the party?
joe: it was nice … i met this cool girl, too.
bob: that’s my boy! always chasing the women.
joe: she’s an ilama. i’m not sure i want to put in the effort. but she’s pretty attractive.
bob: go for it man! i’m sure she’ll settle for you eventually.
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