Ilana

a pretty jewish girl who has a great sense of humor and sense of style. she is not only pretty but she gets good grades and is very ambitious. she develops a sense of wisdom at a young age and can have multiple personalities without being fake.
girl #1- omg, you changed so much over the summer!
girl #2- i know, i’m trying to be more of an ilana.
feminine form of ilan, a name of hebrew origin meaning tree.

wow, girls named ilana are always so beautiful.
my most favorite person in the world.
you complete me, ilana .
nickname for one can be flirt one of the best and funnest person. she is always a good pleasure to be around with. she is kind and sweet and pretty and the most caring perosn like ever. loves people named adam and has many interesting mood swings. her name to used as a complement and just the name soothes people.
person 1: you’re an ilana.
person 2: -sighs and smiles- how sweet
noun. an adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. an ilana can be jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. ilanas can sing like the spice girls or maria callas. she has skin softer than a walrus. although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. she often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn’t deserve her. only one true ilana exists.

verb. to think for hours about an ilana (n)

adj. perfect.
1) i went to the temple’s friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. you should find one…. oh wait she is one of a kind.

2) the only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.

3) that ilana is so ilana.
a s-xual vampire, they normally tend to feed on j-zz.
herald:holy sh-t, its count j-zzula!! run!!

buffy: do not worry, i slay the s-x eating ilana!!!
a b-tterfaced granade girl who loves your sloppy seconds. typical two face hoe who tried to win a man by playing the nice girl.
alicia:”that how hooked up with jason tonigh. she loves my sloppy seconds”
victoria:”what an ilana”

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