Ilhom
the most unique, caring, s-xy, intelligent, hilarious, wonderful human in the world. this man has the s-xiest swagger and style. he has a heart of gold, and wants to do everything in his power to help others. he is a visionary; always seeking to do what is extraordinary, going above and beyond. everyone is drawn to ilhom because of his contagious smile and mad energy. this man will go down in history as the most loving and charismatic person who ever lived.
person 1: oh my goodness, do you know ilhom?
kayli: duh! he’s my soul mate. be jealous.
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(n): when you need to use your iphone but you are wearing gloves, and are forced to use your lower lip for basic calling functions. “it was too cold to take off my gloves so i called brian using my ilip.” “i didn’t want to take off my gloves to answer brooke’s call so i […]
- IM 5 second rule
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- imfluggism
a type of car that mows the lawn. it can watch tv, and open the kitchen door. you are one ugly monkey. as long as the apples are dry.
- indiana hot box
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- indigo morning
when you eat a elephant sized ton of blueberries, and take a laxative before you go to sleep, when you wake up, to find that you have sh-t yourself, you will also find purple stains all over your bed sheet, which never seem to completely go away, no matter how many times you wash them. […]