I’ll be a dipped twat in a pig’s pocket


comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. too young and/or stupid to be embarr-ssed.
well, i’ll be a dipped tw-t in a pig’s pocket if that ain’t the prettiest smile i’ve seen since my last round ‘about this corner.

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