Ill literate


1) the purposeful disregard for all manner of spelling, grammar, and punctuation in order to limit thoughts to 140 characters. -or-
2) the unintentional consequences of frenzied and careless texting/typing on tiny cell phone b-ttons without auto correct

(-not to be confused with illiterate, illiteracy)
“john just texted me, ‘i b thr 8 tmrw bring beer’… d-mn, he’s so ill literate!”

my friend’s facebook status reads: “dam im having th wurst day ever! car broke and can fix te radator no $.”

… i can’t understand this ill literate sh-t!

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