I’ll order a pizza and pay for it
what you tell a girl that doesn’t like you. but you can’t take a hint so you offer a pizza.
boy:”hey do you want to hang out thursday? i’ll order a pizza and pay for it!”
girl: ummmmm sorry i have other plans…
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