I’ll Sleep When I Graduate!
similar in meaning to saying “i’ll sleep when i’m dead!”
something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
student: i need to study!
mother: ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don’t fall asleep while taking your test!
student: mom, are you crazy?!? i’ll sleep when i graduate!
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