Illegal Owl Citizen
a person who says that they love the one-man band owl city but have only heard fireflies or possibly vanilla twilight and h-llo seattle and think they they have the f-cking right to call themselves owl citizens.
sherry: i love owl city so much! i’m such a big fan!
carol: really? what songs to do you have on your ipod, and which is your favorite?
sherry: i have h-llo seattle, fireflies, and vanilla twilight and i love them all!
carol: get the f-ck out of my sight you illegal owl citizen.
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