illegally blonde


noun. the word used for a girl that is too hot for her own good. usually the female will have a p-n-s or have the i.q. level equal to a dead pig. therefore, it would be wrong for any male to try to make love with her.
dude 1: check out that broad.
dude 2: she’s hot but illegally blonde . i heard she nearly drowned herself with ice cubes.

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