illegitamate fold

(n) a universal word, can be but is not limited to the following:

moronic highschool boys, european chestnuts, chicken patties, duct tape bags, gorrilas named philis in stockholm, stockholm, water bottles, the ringing of a telephone, hgtv, runners, pure bred dogs, cards received on valentine’s day, the end of world war ii, n-sync songs, jessica simpson’s music videos (recent)-, school lunch, chicken stew, aladin, parentheses, -sshats, seniors, male genitalia, gonads and strife, hugh grant’s prost-tute, babies born in february, tropical plant life, librarians, sweet caroline, the yankees, the pacific ocean, dell computers, girlscout cookies, bio homework, mary kate and ashley movies made after their seventh-and-a-half year, games with age limits, no soap in highschool bathrooms, ringtones, chuck berry, chuck norris, numchucks, knickerbockers, unsanitary workout equiptment, prehistoric cell phones; anything prehistoric, cat toys, cat nip, santa claus, latin, chevy, getting hit by a bus, orange fruit, seash-lls, starfish in the desert, and b-ttw-ter.

-to satisfy our readers
“i just consumed an illegitamate fold.”
“the optomologist removed an illegitamate fold from my left t-st-cl-.”
“the red sox pwned the illegitamate fold.”