Illegitimutt


a mixed breed canine whose paternal origins are unknown.
yo dawg, my b-tch in heat got pregnant and now she’s gonna have a bunch of illegitimutts.

i listened to bob barker and got my b-tch spayed ‘cuz i ain’t tryin’ to raise no illegitimutts.

b-tch, don’t get yo -ss pregnant because there ain’t no child support or welfare for illegitmutts!

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