Illinois Boner Joint
illinois b-n-r joint:
an illinois b-n-r joint is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless w-ng wrapped in rolling paper for s-xual gratification.
when i was in chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. i knew immediately he was a sick b-st-rd trying to get us to suck his w-ng, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff i yelled “noo!! stop! that’s an illinois b-n-r joint!” as i dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.
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