illinosion


ill-i-ne-schon
1. a resident of the state of illinois, that drives.
2. all of the illinois residents are horrible drivers. turn signals??? what the f-ck are those for!?! ahh, gas and brake, that’s all they need. car life expectancy in illinois, 3 years (if it doesn’t get in an accident).
“i f-cking hate chicago, chok full of illinosions”
“me to man, me too.”

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