I’m a Model
1.) to be extremely gorgeous.
2.) saying used sarcastically when someone is ugly, or fat.
3.) to be used at the end of almost every sentence.
1.) that girls is so beautiful. she must say “i’m a model” everyday.
2.) oh jeeze, this picture is so ugly. “i’m a model!”
3.)”dude, wtf were you thinking?” “i’m a model!”
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