i’m either about to toot or shoot


this expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully sh-t themselves.
i’m either about to toot or shoot right now, shall i risk it anyway?

i just finished my second bowl of nachos and i can’t tell if i’m about to toot or shoot.

Read Also:

  • happy willie

    an erect p-n-s a b-n-r d-mnnn, she is giving me a happy willie right now…

  • tomato tall pie

    the complete opposite of strawberry shortcake. can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty. on the menu: tomato tall pie.

  • kehana

    a beautiful girl who worships god, loves her family and friends, boys are always crushing on her, and she loves to help others. wow isn’t she a kehana

  • kiwi girl sheila

    when a jack (non australian) likes a jill (australian) but he doesn’t know how to convey his feelings and can only muster a tease to get her attention. jack: “youse a kiwi girl sheila”.

  • parks and rec

    one of the greatest shows ever created omg parks and rec is the best show


Disclaimer: i'm either about to toot or shoot definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.