I’m Fine Mom! *Smack*


an expression common among users of anabolic steroids. often used after the user’s mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.
mom: hey billy, maybe you should stop using ‘roids, your arm is starting to look like d-ck cheny’s hunting buddy.

billy: i’m fine mom! -smack-
(the caps show powah)

mom: -whimper-

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