i’m fucked!
ideally no way to win or succede
being without an out or escape
i wrecked my old man’s t-bird, now i’m f-cked!
i got john’s old lady pregnant i’m f-cked!
the kid’s don’t have school today i’m f-cked!
oh no there’s jenny i’m f-cked!
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a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out
to be without a lifeline or safehaven
wayne just found out i got lisa pregnant im f-cked!
oh my god i have no brakes im f-cked!
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