i’m horny


1. the common phrase used when particularly drunk, tired or turned on by certain images.
2. what one says to friends when one needs personal sp-ce

3. the phrase women least want to hear from a “friendzoned” guy
ex. i’m h-rny… and cannot walk a straight line.
3. “i’m h-rny!” “no, john, i’m not interested- at all.”

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